Dany is based in Bayswater, which is a great place to go and visit. You've got Whiteleys there for a little bit of retail therapy, a cinema on a rainy day, a load of exciting restaurants serving all manner of cheap ethnic food and even an Ice skating rink. On a summer’s day you're a stone’s throw from Hyde Park, on a winters evening there's a swift walk to Oxford Street or Park Lane or Notting Hill.

The bright lights of London are everywhere at this time of year and I start to get very excited as Christmas gets closer. What better way to complete your trip to Bayswater than to give us a call and pop in and spend an hour or two with Dany. She's as exciting and vibrant as her surroundings and she's feeling the cold as the nights draw in.

I’ve an idea to get the blood a pumping. Take the wife and kids up to Bayswater for the afternoon. Nice family day... then call us and arrange a rendezvous with Delectable Dany, at the same time, book the wife and kids in for ice skating. Tell the kids you've done your back in and cant skate and the wife that you need some time alone shopping to get her a present. Then as long as the kids don't break their

Legs on the ice, you've got a couple of hours of Me time...awesome, dangerous, downright depraved...but bloody marvellous at the same time. You'll rot in hell for the rest of time, but hey life's for living old boy!