Julia is a cool Russian beauty that once you’ve met; you’re going to find it hard to forget. She’s like that great book you can’t put down or, if you’re of the gaming generation, the next level that you just can’t quite reach.

Yes I went through my gaming phase, where you’re so obsessed you just have to play again and again…you lose track of time and wake up in the morning, controller in hand on the sofa with a pizza burnt to the size of a 10p piece in the oven. I learnt my lesson there and then and now I make sure if there’s anything  I’m going to wake up holding, it’s going to be warm, pink (or brown) and giggly.

With J you can forget all those frustrations at trying to finish the game. Just by choosing her you’re already a winner and the great thing about Escort Dating is that you really can’t lose. How could you when there are girls of this calibre on offer at our budget busting price?

Well of course thinking about it there are ways. You could catch you’re dick in your zip whilst having a pre match pee, that would fuck things up…or you could head plant into the bedside lamp whilst trying to get your socks off and end up in casualty…that would fuck things up…or maybe just as you get to the front door you develop Alzheimer’s and forget why you are there…so there are ways, but you’d have to be really unlucky for any of those things to happen. Julia will do her best to look after you and avoid those little hiccups.

So put down whatever you’ve got in your hands now unless of course it’s a phone and call our helpful and friendly girls on reception who will do the escort equivalent of passing a note to Julia saying ‘my mate fancies you’ and get you two hooked up for a date.