Are you feeling a little tired of trying to cope with the stresses and strains of life? Do you envy those celebrities who, at the first sign of a hangover, check into rehab for six months? (Light weights!!). Of course the reality is that we are all fully paid up members of the rat race and as such, we just have to shake ourselves off, and plough on.

Well Playful have found you a solution...its Robertaa. Yes Roberta is the perfect detox, the perfect antidote to all that life is chucking at you...condensed into an hour or two.  She is a cute, innocent young girl, fresh off the beach, wide eyed and open mouthed at finding herself living in the greatest city in the world. She's like a sponge, soaking up life experiences, loving life and spreading the love around. She will enchant you and restore your faith in the future of the human race.(no pressure Roberta.)

Seriously she's a great girl and I loved spending time with her, but guys, she is a work in progress, so if you're just looking for an unadulterated passion, pick someone else. Roberta is to be experienced when you're senses are heightened (ok, maybe a line or two). She is a very special young girl who should be celebrated and nurtured and protected. If you can do that, then Roberta will stay with us and you will have the opportunity to taste the sweetness. She's a fillip for the soul.

Call the girls to arrange a meeting with Roberta