Jesse is a dream date. She’s the kind of girl that stops traffic and unintentionally breaks hearts. She’s the girl that, in my youth, was for me always unattainable. Growing up can be a cruel time, full of life  lesson’s and I always remember that one of the most painful moments was the realisation that no matter how much I made girls like Jesse laugh, or helped her with her course work. The only way I was going to get her number on speed dial was if she got a job in Pizza Hut!!

At first I blamed them…she’s shallow, she’s cold, she doesn’t realise what she’s missing; but the truth was that it was that old Darwinian rule of nature that stood between us…the survival of the fittest…to paraphrase the miserable old git, for the continued evolution of our species, the prettiest cheerleader has to mate with the brightest, strongest quarterback, not the guy selling peanuts in the stand.

As with all the best rules, they are there to be broken and either they didn’t have Escort Agencies during Darwin’s time (probably not), or maybe he just spent too much time with the Monkeys because Jesse is living proof that under certain circumstances, exquisite  girls like Jesse will date ‘Average Joe’s’ like  me. It’s OK don’t get offended, I’m not putting you in my category. We have a lot of alpha males who book our girls, but if you ARE one of those guys who missed out the first time around, and then NOW is your time my friend. Cometh the Escort, Cometh the man…Jesse  awaits you in all her glory, golden cascading blonde hair, drop dead looking, perfect body and a willing nature. There’s no pecking order at Playful, everyone is equal, everyone has the right to date a beautiful woman and we will defend that right with Rob’s life if necessary.