Oh dear, yet another girl that I could so easily fall in love with. Lisa is just so ‘pretty perfect’ and so incredibly sexy that I’m finding it hard to put into words just how lovely I think she is. Needless to say, she is my new favourite, albeit one of a few.

I guess maybe rather than me searching for superlatives, you should just rely on your own eyes because in terms of looks I’d say it’s a cross between Catherine Zeta Jones and one of The Corrs sisters. In fact, when I first saw her photo I was thinking that maybe she was Irish, she has the pale skin and dark features that drive me crazy in those Celtic girls. She is in fact Eastern European so that shows how much I know, but it is a similar look…I’d like to see her family tree…but I guess I’d like to see her tits MORE lol.

That’s because she has fantastic breasts, big and bosomy with a cleavage the size of the Grand Canyon…what fun you could have getting lost between those babies. We’ll send out a search party but without some Kendal mint cake and a good torch it could be touch and go.

Seriously, Lisa is right up there with the prettiest Escorts in London, sporting a huge welcoming bosom and scoring equally highly in the likeability stakes. She’s got everything you could want and I’m sure a future star...gets in early before word gets around!!