Say hello to Ramona's 34 F's..'F' as in F*ckin Marvelous!! She's a real cutie too. A really pretty girl loaded with sex appeal and totally committed to you and your happiness...we're with you on that one Ramona.....give 'em what they want girl.

Girls like Ramona make my job very easy...who wouldn't want a date with this girl? Anyone out there? If you can't see what the fuss is about then get yourself down to casualty and get yourself checked out because you may have a screw loose somewhere. So having dispensed with the 'IF' we can concentrate on the 'When' and my advice to you is sooner rather than later.

Ramona's a free spirit and we can't lock her in a room so let’s keep this girl as busy as she wants to be and as happy as Miss Happy of Happy land. That way maybe I'll get the first dance at the Christmas party..They don't call me 'The Tongue' for nothing you know.