Camilla is pale and classically beautiful...like a sculpture my Michael Angelo...no that's the bloke who owns my local pizza joint....I mean Michelangelo of course. She'd be the perfect subject because she's slim and beautifully contoured, oozing elegance and poise...and of course, as will hopefully become apparent, she loves getting her kit off!!

Yes Camilla certainly wastes no time in dealing with the zips and the clips, I get it...if you've got the body, show it off...we can't all hide behind a beach towel like me, trying to keep the spare tyre hidden long enough to get the shorts on.... and then being sabotaged into a head plant by a stubborn sock...that's where the elegance and the poise comes into play of course.

As a Lithuanian, she has certain standards... she has to have...Lithuanian men are a choosy lot...they like there women a little on the hot and horny side and are not too fussed about the please or thank you's...that makes YOU with your impeccable manners, a breath of fresh air for Camilla...and Camilla with her raunchy side as standard destined to be a firm favourite with you guys.

So everybody win's..it's all good...it's the poetry of life.